ONE DELUSIONAL RAIDER, PACK "COMES-TO-JESUS" & WHO AT THE HALF
Oakland cornerback Chris Johnson said after practice yesterday "when you look at our schedule it appears to me that we can go 8-0 & make the playoffs". Wow, I looked at their schedule & the only thing apparent to me is Chris Johnson is delusional. If you examine this schedule, the conclusion you might draw is that Chris Johnson is smoking crack(I know he's not). After the big Chiefs-Raider contest this Sunday, Oakland plays Cincinnati, at Dallas on Thanksgiving, at Pittsburgh & finish the season with Baltimore. Johnson see's 8-0? Really? Yes, they have Washington, Denver, Cleveland & the big game with Kansas City, which I would compare to watching someone with a stomach virus. I doubt they'll win the all 4 games in spite of their cumulative win total of 10. I understand Johnson wants to be on a playoff team, hey, I want to be on the cover of GQ, but honestly, I don't see either happening.
Three of Tennessee Lane Kiffin's highly touted recruiting class this season have taken a major step backward. WR Nu'Keese Richardson(a former "Real Name of the Day" winner on this site), CB Mike Edwards & S Janzen Jackson got together to thank Kiffin & the University of Tennessee by being arrested for armed robbery overnight. The trio stands accused of using a pellet gun to accost two men outside a Knoxville convenience store. KVLT-TV in Knoxville has released a video of their arrest outside the store. In the video, Edwards is seen wearing a Volunteer football T-shirt, brilliant.
The Green Bay Packer offensive players had what guard Darryn Colledge called a "come-to-Jesus" meeting yesterday. The Packer offense, loaded with impact skill position players, to be kind, has underachieved. They've surrendered a league leading 37 sacks & without exception, every member of the offense should shoulder some of the blame. Defensive players, who were not allowed to join the players-only meeting, said there was a lot of yelling emanating from behind the closed doors. I said last night this Sunday's game with Dallas might be the Packers' last stand if they want to content for a playoff spot.
Ready, set, go.
"Who is going to be the Super Bowl halftime entertainment?"
"Yes."
"I said, who is going to be the halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl?"
"And I said yes."
"Apparently you didn't get my question, who is going to be the halftime entertainment?"
"Well apparently you didn't understand my answer, I said yes."
"What?"
"You asked me who was going to be the halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl & I said yes, what part of yes don't you get?"
"Who, who, who?"
"Why are you doing an owl impression? The answer is yes, yes, yes."
"WHO?????"
"YESSSSSS!"
"Ohhhhhhh, I get it, the 70's band Yes is the halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl."
"Wrong, who."
"Yes!"
"WHO!!!"
"Why am I talking to a jerk like you?"
"WHO!!!"
"YOU!!! GOD YOU'RE A JERK!!!"
"WHO!!!"
"Screw you, don't talk to me anymore."
The Who will perform at halftime of the Super Bowl, that's who. You know, Pete Townsend, Roger Daltry, that Who.
Three of Tennessee Lane Kiffin's highly touted recruiting class this season have taken a major step backward. WR Nu'Keese Richardson(a former "Real Name of the Day" winner on this site), CB Mike Edwards & S Janzen Jackson got together to thank Kiffin & the University of Tennessee by being arrested for armed robbery overnight. The trio stands accused of using a pellet gun to accost two men outside a Knoxville convenience store. KVLT-TV in Knoxville has released a video of their arrest outside the store. In the video, Edwards is seen wearing a Volunteer football T-shirt, brilliant.
The Green Bay Packer offensive players had what guard Darryn Colledge called a "come-to-Jesus" meeting yesterday. The Packer offense, loaded with impact skill position players, to be kind, has underachieved. They've surrendered a league leading 37 sacks & without exception, every member of the offense should shoulder some of the blame. Defensive players, who were not allowed to join the players-only meeting, said there was a lot of yelling emanating from behind the closed doors. I said last night this Sunday's game with Dallas might be the Packers' last stand if they want to content for a playoff spot.
Ready, set, go.
"Who is going to be the Super Bowl halftime entertainment?"
"Yes."
"I said, who is going to be the halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl?"
"And I said yes."
"Apparently you didn't get my question, who is going to be the halftime entertainment?"
"Well apparently you didn't understand my answer, I said yes."
"What?"
"You asked me who was going to be the halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl & I said yes, what part of yes don't you get?"
"Who, who, who?"
"Why are you doing an owl impression? The answer is yes, yes, yes."
"WHO?????"
"YESSSSSS!"
"Ohhhhhhh, I get it, the 70's band Yes is the halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl."
"Wrong, who."
"Yes!"
"WHO!!!"
"Why am I talking to a jerk like you?"
"WHO!!!"
"YOU!!! GOD YOU'RE A JERK!!!"
"WHO!!!"
"Screw you, don't talk to me anymore."
The Who will perform at halftime of the Super Bowl, that's who. You know, Pete Townsend, Roger Daltry, that Who.
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